Monday, May 16, 2011

How does one get ready for judegment day?

So some folks are claiming our would will face judgment May 21, 6AM (your local time) and they are telling people to so they can know and be ready. This recent prediciton, advertised all over the place, laims there will be earthquakes starting at 6AM on MAY 21st that will sweep the world in each locality at 6AM.

So, how does one get ready for judgment day?

Doesn't seem like there's much prep work required for Ragnorak, you are either ready or you are not.

13 comments:

  1. Not the first time some douchebag has predicted the "end of the world."

    "Critics point out that this isn't the first time Mr Camping has predicted the second coming. On 6 September 1994, hundreds of his listeners gathered at an auditorium in Alameda looking forward to Christ's return."

    Suffice to say, I won't bother posting a "nyah-nyah" on the 22nd, regardless of whether he is right this time or not...

    DaveL

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  2. My wife conned me into going to see Whitesnake and Warrant that evening. If that's not a sign of the impending apocalypse, I don't know what is.

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  3. Rad. I hope there's less traffic on the commute to work after Judgement Day.

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  4. The Apocalypse pays attention to time zones? What about Daylight Savings Time? Does Arizona get an hour's reprieve because they don't observe it?

    As for prep-work, apparently completely changing your behavior at the last minute will make up for all the crap you've done in the 99.99% previous portion of your life.

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  5. Clean underwear - should go without saying.

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  6. @Matt, you don't need clean underwear for the apocalypse, who's going to be checking it afterward?

    @GSV, I was surprised to discover judgment day could adhere to daylight savings time myself.

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  7. I've received material about this on more than one occasion. How do they get the money to put out all this stuff?

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  8. I've rented a U-Haul and stocked up on hefty bags so I can engage in some good 'ol fashioned looting after all those people get 'raptured' away and leave their homes and businesses unguarded. I mean, if me and mine are going to hell once the period of 'trials and tribulation' are over anyway, we may as well get all the stuff we've ever wanted to enjoy in the few days we have left, right?

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  9. @Bree Yark:
    The aforementioned bag of douche survives on very generous donations from his listeners (he does a radio show) and having had a huge surplus of cash on hand, is using same to promote his message via billboard and vans custom painted and sent cross-country to every state. See this article:
    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-preacher-warns-end-of-the-world-is-nigh-21-may-around-6pm-to-be-precise-2254139.html

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  10. This contains everything you need to know.
    Oh, except also the mystic word Sapera, which captcha just gave me.

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  11. I sharpened my knives and checked my other weapons. Post Apocalyptic empires don't build themselves.

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  12. Be sure to lay in a supply of duct tape and cheez wiz...

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